On the web, signing in with Google takes two taps and zero drama. On Android it was a full-blown K-drama 🫶.
The button opened Chrome on its own, asked for your account and left you stranded outside: a one-way ticket, no return to the app. We swapped it for the system’s native sign-in and the second surprise arrived: you picked your account, the picker bowed out with flawless manners, and Nimbus kept swearing with a straight face: "You’re not signed in".
Oh, it signed in. The catch is that two sessions were living in parallel worlds on the phone: Android’s and the app’s. The plugin only told the first one, while the screen in charge kept waiting for news that was never coming. We had to introduce them by hand so they’d finally talk.
But the heartbreak came back through the side door: you tapped "Sign out" and absolutely nothing happened. It closed one door and left the other wide open. Two entities sharing the same roof without ever talking never end well. Not in software, not in couples.